UPJOKE

A man is listening to his daughter pray one night.

The daughter says, “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye grandpa!” The dad asks her, “Why did you say goodbye grandpa?” She replies, “I don’t know, it just felt right.” The next morning the grandpa sadly dies. The man rubs it off as a coincidence and listens to her pray a...

At my age.

An all nighter means I don't have to get up for a Pee.

I once picked up a book to solve insomnia. It was a pretty heavy read.

So I pulled an all nighter.

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