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Boss: ok everyone we have to make a sacrifice to meet the deadline and put all hands on deck

5 minutes later *boss is on vacation*

A pirates life

A pirate is alerted by his first mate that a ship is approaching. The pirate gets all hands on deck, and has the first mate fetch his red shirt. The battle goes on without an issue.

Days later, the first mate alerts the pirate of 2 ships approaching. Again the pirate gets all hands on deck, a...

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