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All American Jokes

A message from Canada, to all Americans who are jealous about the recent marijuana legalization.

Sorry.

Everyone outside the US thinks all Americans are stupid

Was ALBERT EINSTEIN stupid?

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They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me....

I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl.

Reminder to all Americans:

Remember to set your clock back by 75 years today.

All Americans should be educated as to what propaganda is when it’s constantly being thrown at them.

Propaganda is when a British person takes a good look at something.

This 4th of July it's important to remember that calling all Americans "Yanks" is a racist stereotype.

We have Rednecks and Hillbillies too!

Not all Americans understand gross profit

But their politicians have a good grasp on net profit.

Trump stated that all Americans will live like royalty by the end of his term

More than 2 million people have been coronated already.

Is it okay to say, "not all Americans," or do I have to grow a neckbeard first?

Asking for a friend...

"Just the bonuses for the CEO's on Wall Street equals the amount of what half of all American's make on minimum wage in a year" : New York Times

But we have a national holiday today called Labor Day

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Walking Eagle

On a recent trip Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nations in upstate New York.

She spoke for almost an hour on her ideas and policies to help all Americans if she was to become president.

At the conclusion of her speech, the tribes presen...

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