Have you ever noticed that all airline Captains have the same last name?
Every public address they make beings with: “Welcome, this is your Captain Speaking...”
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[OC] An airline captain is holding interviews for a new copilot after the former one retired
He holds a series of back to back interviews, each one going seemingly better than the last. On the last scheduled interview for the day, a man walks in holding a human turd. He places the turd in the chair facing the captain. Seeing the captain's confused look, the man explains that the turd will b...
Autopilot really won't replace good, high paying jobs for airline captains...
I talked to one who said his career was just taking off.
Trapped
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was prepari...
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