UPJOKE

I visited the air and space museum today...

There was nothing to see there.

I visited the National Air and Space Museum.

I believe the title is misleading because it's actually full of stuff.

AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM

I went to the Air and Space Museum. it was just a big empty room

Air and Space Museum

So a 5 year old boy is walking around in the air and space museum, but he doesn't seem to be having a good time. Naturally, his mom asks him what's bothering him, and he responds: "Mom, it's just too boeing."

Last time I was working in Dallas, I had picked up these two girls on Uber.

They were talking about sight seeing and various landmarks when we pulled up next to a older brick building that had huge windows at a red light. I noticed the building was empty inside, like it had been cleared and renovated but not occupied. So I pointed it out and told the girls it was the Dallas...

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