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Two monkeys are in a bath. One says “ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh”

The other responds “put some cold water in then!”

Two monkeys sat in a bath...

The first monkey goes “ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh”

Second monkey says “oh I’ll add some cold then”

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life

Teach a fish to man and ARGGHHH AHH AHH IT'S GOT ME

Ambulance game

a boy said to a girl "lets play the ambulance game" girl asked "how do u play that?"
the boy said "i run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop"
girl "OK"
after sometime girl screams
red light
red light
ahh ahh red light
boy "ambulance doesn't st...

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