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Two monkeys are in a bath. One says “ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh”

The other responds “put some cold water in then!”

Two monkeys sat in a bath...

The first monkey goes “ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh”

Second monkey says “oh I’ll add some cold then”

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life

Teach a fish to man and ARGGHHH AHH AHH IT'S GOT ME
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