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How many agnostics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We can't know.

If a theist has belief in a god and an atheist has non-belief what does that make agnostics?

“May-believers”.

What do dyslexic insomniac agnostics do?

Lie awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Agnostics need a better bookkeeper

They don't know if they have a prophet or not.

How can you tell if you're being persecuted by agnostics?

You come home to find a question mark burned into your lawn.

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