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Aggressive Driver Jokes

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Aggressive driver

So the other day I was just chilling having a relaxing drive when suddenly some asshole comes up right behind me. Very aggressively he starts to flash his lights at me and honk like crazy because he wants to pass. I am thinking, Gandalf style; fuck you; you will not pass. So he goes to the left; I ...

I'm a passive aggressive driver.

I pass other drivers and then aggressively speed towards the next one.

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