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Age Is Just A Number Jokes

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I don't trust anyone who says "age is just a number"

...cause that shit is obviously just letters.

"Age is just a number!"

"Age" is a word, actually

I hate when people say age is just a number.

Age is clearly a word.

Age is just a number...

...said R. Kelly.

Mom, I'm dating a man.

\-Whom, sweetheart?

\-Dante the mailman.

\-Dante the mailman? But he could be your father!

\-But mom, age is just a number.

\-Sweetheart, I don't think you understood.

Age is just a number. On my 40th birthday, I went to the high school track to see what I could do in the mile run, and I set a new personal best!

Half a mile!

So I'm 30 and Charlotte is 21. Went out last night and we kept getting funny looks like I was some sort of peadophile. Does anyone else think that age is just a number?

It's completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

A teenager confesses to her mother

T: "I have decided to run away and elope with Marty the mail man"

M: "Oh, but honey he could be your father"

T: "I don't care, he loves me, age is just a number"

M: "Oh no, deary, I didn't mean it that way..."

A joke by Siri, even when I didn’t ask for one

They say that age is just a number. Technically, it’s also a word.

"Mom I have started dating our neighbour..."

"Anders?! But honey, he could be your father!" says mom.

Daughter replies "Mom, age is just a number!"

"I wasn't talking about his age!"

Mary announces to her mother that she is marrying the postman.

"What?" Her mum asks. "But he could be your father!"

Mary snorts. "Mum, age is just a number."

"No, dear, that's not what I meant"

An older man and a 16-year-old girl were alone in a room...

The man had initially agreed to the meeting, but he was having some serious second thoughts. He knew what they were planning to do was illegal, and could land him in some serious trouble.

Man: I don't know, I'm not sure if I should. I mean, your parents would kill me if they found out. I know...

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