Farmer is taking a break sitting under a tree. In the distance he hears a car speeding down the country windings road. The car comes around a sharp corner looses control and crashes into a tree.
First comes the ambulance followed by the cop's. The farmer continues under the tree not too bothe...
A truck driver was speeding down the highway.
A police officer is on his tail, lights flashing. It takes the driver awhile before he stops the truck. The officer gets out of his car and comes to talk to the driver. Driver: "Afternoon officer" Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Driver: "Yessir, I was speeding" "Oh?"...
The Pope is finishing a trip to USA in LA
As he finishes his last speaking engagement he is picked up by a limo, and climbs into the backseat ready for the journey to the airport. While sitting in the back of the limo he starts thinking this is a pretty beautiful car, and it's been a long time since I have driven, so he winds down the p...
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