UPJOKE

After everything I say say addicted

Food! Alcohol! Sports! What rubbed across your face last night?

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Well imagine dragon deez nuts across your face!

Two altar boys are hoping to work in a church.

They are walking down the aisle in the church when the priest sees them. He walks up to them and says, "Gee, I've never come across your faces before."

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