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Before my abusive father left, he was really enthusiastic about vacuuming

He would always say "Whenever I look at your face I want you to Dyson"

Why did my abusive father cross the road?

Beats me

My abusive father got drunk to the same song every night. I tried to shut it off before he could get started...

But he beat me to it.

What does an abusive father and a ghost have in common?

Booze

A half man half machine, a princess, an animal like boy and a clown are trying to save their friend from her abusive father who is inside her

Teen titans was a great show

What’s an abusive fathers favorite song?

Beat it

Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.

One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and ...

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