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Ability To Tell Jokes

I have the ability to tell someone's dominant hand just by looking at them

Nine times out of ten, it's right.

Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to go to hell...

..in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

I have this weird ability to tell what is inside wrapped presents

It is a gift

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An old lady gets a plastic surgery...

She is glad with the results so much, that she decides to give herself a test.

She goes around town to ask people if they could guess her age. First, she goes in a local McDonald's. She asks the cashier:

- Excuse me, young man. Can you guess how old I am?

- Hmm.. I don't know.. ...

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