I have the ability to tell someone's dominant hand just by looking at them

Nine times out of ten, it's right.

I have this weird ability to tell what is inside wrapped presents

It is a gift

Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to go to hell...

..in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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An old lady gets a plastic surgery...

She is glad with the results so much, that she decides to give herself a test.

She goes around town to ask people if they could guess her age. First, she goes in a local McDonald's. She asks the cashier:

- Excuse me, young man. Can you guess how old I am?

- Hmm.. I don't know.. ...

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