UPJOKE

ABCDEFGHIJK!

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What i told my wife for mothers day...

I said baby you're so ABCDEFGHIJK. Then she said to me what does that mean. I told her it means
Amazing
Beautiful
Cunning
Dazzling
Elegant
Faithful
Gorgeous
Hot

She then said awe thanks so much but what does IJK mean.
I replied it means I'm Just Kidding.
I then ...

A Man Compliments His Wife.

One night, a wife and her husband are laying in the bed with nothing but silence between them.

The wife glances over to her husband and asks: "You know, I've always wondered how you would briefly describe me. You did marry me afterall".

The husband ponders her question and then says: "...

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