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A Wise Man Once Told Me Jokes

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A wise man once told me, “Martinis are like boobs...”

One is not enough, but three are WAY too many.

A wise man once told me to never give up on my dreams.

That is why I keep sleeping.

A wise man once told me " Live every day of your life, like it is your last day"

*stressed and depressed*

A wise man once told me that you should love with your heart and use your head for everything else

He died of a concussion

Go away bee, don't bother me.

A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing.

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In medieval England, a soldier was going to war without any legguards and his dick sticking out

The commander asked:
"What is the meaning of this Henry?"

Henry replied:
"A wise man once told me,'penis mightier than sword'"

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