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My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z

Wait... Shit...

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My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.

Wait, shit.

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My dick stretches from A to Z

On my keyboard.

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The other day, my friend told me his penis was so big that it went from A to Z.

I told him to stop putting his dick on his keyboard or I'm never fixing his computer again.

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My penis is so large...

...when I lay it across the keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z!

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My wang is so big...

If I put it on a keyboard, it stretches from A to Z.


Oh, wait a minute...

Service call

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company.

One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his service call to that household.

One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the phone, he sa...

Old but gold

One day, John visited Rick to borrow some movie to watch.

John: "can i borrow some of your movies?"

Rick: "Sure thing, just follow me"

John followed rick to a room full of movies from a to z

Rick: "so what are you looking for?"

John: "oh just some family friend...

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