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A Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard that doesn’t work?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did the alligator stop breeding turtles?

Because of a reptile dysfunction.

My pet snake just lays around and won't move

I think he's suffering from a reptile dysfunction

I went to the doctor because my trouser snake didn’t work.

He said I have a reptile dysfunction

Why did the female crocodile leave her husband?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Saw a snake show today..

The handler was having a really hard time getting the giant anaconda out of the sack at first.

Then, after promising an impressive length, he had a hard time getting it to stretch out so that was a let down too.

Finally, the show finished about 45min earlier than promised.

He s...

A zookeeper couldn't get his snakes to breed

The vet said he had a reptile dysfunction

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The veterinarian gave my turtle Viagra

Apparently it had a reptile dysfunction.

A lizard walks into the Doctors

He says to the Doctor, "I'm having trouble getting a stiffy"

The Doctor said "Don't worry i see this all the time you have a reptile dysfunction".

What do you call it when someone exhibits lizard-like tendencies?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a couple of alligators with problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction.

It’s freezing in Florida, which means iguanas might start falling from trees. All the old people aren’t too worried about this though.

They’re used to a reptile dysfunction

I had three pet lizards, and two of them used to climb up to the top of the enclosure, but the other one could never get up...

I took it to the vet, and they said it was “a reptile dysfunction”

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A lizard went to the doctor complaining about his sex life

After hearing his story, the doctor told him,

You’ve got a reptile dysfunction

This weekend we saw a crocodile that had trouble swimming,

Does anyone know where we can find medication for a reptile dysfunction?

In a recent interview, Mark Zuckerburg's wife stated she wasn't bothered at all about being married to a lizard person.

But rather, she only took issue when Mark would drink heavily and behave erratically, calling it a reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ...

Okay bye now

I’m starting a YouTube channel about my fixation with lizards and snakes. What am I going to call it?

A Reptile Dysfunction

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Why did the pet store owner feed his snakes viagra when they were stuck crawling backwards?

He thought they were suffering from a reptile dysfunction.

My friend has this really weird obsession with snakes, it's not right....

i think he has A Reptile Dysfunction

Walking along a pond a heard a turtle ribbit

I guess you could say he has a reptile dysfunction

Paleontologists have determined that there once was a genetic mutation millions of years ago that resulted in the creation of a five-legged dinosaur.

As far as we know, this is the first evidence ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.

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Why did the T-Rex get kicked outta the porn shoot?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction

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