A Priest Walks Into A Bar Jokes

A priest walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a drink.

“Sorry,” says the bartender, “we don’t serve your kind here.”

Baffled, the priest tries to object, but before he can, the bartender walks off. So, furious, the priest just decides to leave. But as he’s walkin... read more

...and finds a drunk arguing with the bartender because he doesn’t have money to pay for his next drink.

The priest feels a calling to intervene. “My son, I’ll buy that whiskey for you, but you have to be willing to hear me out.”

The drunk agrees and the priest orders a double.
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