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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar

They are watching a fight on tv and one of the boxers gets down on a knee and signals a cross across his body.

The rabbi asks the priest “hey what does that mean”

“When he does the cross across his body what does that mean”

The priest says “ it don’t mean a damn thing if he ca...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar

"Godamnit, not again", says the barman

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar

They are about to sit down when the bartender says: “It costs $60 to sit on the chair.” The priest and the rabbi say “That’s absurd! What’s the reason for this charge?” The bartender says “Well the goal is to provide patrons with a sense of pride and accompli—“

The priest and the rabbi throw ...

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