What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?
Coconut
A blond City girl named Amy marries a N. Dakota rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
The ...
How do you call someone that switches the m and n letters on a keyboard
A Nomster
I used a N.W.A song for my jazz assessment
My teacher said it was a straight path to an eazy e
I got early to the office and switched the letters N and M in some keyboards, some will say I'm a monster...
But others will say I'm a nomster
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in response to u/alexsings, What 6 letter word has a n, i, g, g, e and ends in an r that's used to describe a certain group of people...
...ginger...
...you racist fuck!
So singing some rap songs with my black friends in the car and they are picking on me because as a white guy I am not allowed to say the n word when it pops up in the songs.
But jokes on them, I can say a lot of other words that they can’t. Like “thank you officer have a nice day.” And also “happy birthday uncle dad”
How I accidentally crushed a vegan customer's soul at Subway ;-;
So I work at Subway, yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling meat. I did that, no problem, perfectly reasonable request. I get her bread, toast it and put...
If A is for Apple
and B is for bear
What is C for?
A nice explosive that goes BOOM!
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