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My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke

I was telling my son the "knock knock who's there banana joke", and he laughed and told me to tell it to him again. As I said knock knock he then backhanded my face and said "you shouldn't stand so close to the door"

Is it mean to tell a knock knock joke to a

Jehovah's Witness?

I tried to tell a homeless person a knock knock joke...

Punch line unnecessary.

How does a turkey start a knock knock joke?

Gobble Gobble.

"Wanna hear a knock knock joke?"

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"The man with Alzheimer's."

"The man with Alzheimer's who?"

"Wanna hear a knock knock joke?"

My son created a kids safe Godzilla Knock Knock Joke

Son: Knock Knock

Victim: Who's there?

Son: Godzilla

Victim: Godzilla who?

Son: Raaawr! Chomp!

A knock knock joke my 7yr old came up with...

My daughter: "Knock Knock.."

Me: 'Who's There?"

My daughter: "A person who desperately needs a poo"

Me: "A person who..."

** (At this point she interupts me)**

My Daughter: blows a raspberry

I told a knock knock joke while trick or treating last Halloween

I only got a couple Snickers

A Jehovah's Witness starts a knock knock joke...

...but no one ever answers.

My six year old daughters first non-knock knock joke, told as a knock knock joke

Her: Knock Knock
Me: Who's there?
Her: Why did the chicken climb up the ladder and back down again?
Me: Sweetie, this isn't a how knock knock jokes work.
Her: Dad, this isn't a knock knock joke
Me: Okay.....
Her: To get to the other slide

A knock knock joke for automotive savvy people

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Sensor.

Sensor who?

P0325

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Made a Knock Knock joke for my kid. she loves it. it goes....

(Knock-Knock)

(Who's There?)

(Goat)

(Goat Who?)

(Goat To Fucking Bed Child)

A knock knock joke to change the world

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

I use yah.

I use yah who?

Really? Why? Google is way better.

What happens when you tell Annie Frank a knock knock joke?

She goes to the attic.

My scottish girlfriend told me a knock knock joke yesterday, it goes like:

-Knock Knock

+Who is it?

-Weirdo

+Weirdo who?

-We r done 'ere.

Help me figure out a knock knock joke that's had me stumped for 20 years

When I was a kid my sisters and I ordered a book of knock knock jokes from the book club at school. I remember reading them to everyone who came by the house but there was one that I never understood. No one in my life has ever had a logical explanation for it and I have never forgotten it:

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