The bartender says, "You know, you're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"
The horse says, "I don't think I am..." and promptly vanishes from existence.
See, this was a joke about Descartes' famous line from philosophy, "I think, therefore I am."
But ...
A horse goes into a bar
The barman says: "Hey, why aren't you wearing your mask?"
The horse says: "I can't, it won't fit."
The barman responds: "but why? the long face?"
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