A man is home and sees a gorilla hanging on his backyard tree.
So he naturally picks up the yellow pages and calls the Gorilla Removal services. The professional arrives in less than ten minutes, and gets off his van with a pole, a ladder, a dog, a shotgun and handcuffs. He says "I see it's a male gorilla, so I'm taking the ladder up the tree and poke him with ...
Is old rope good enough for a hanging?
Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose.
I went to see a hanging race today
It was a close match, the two contestants were tied neck and neck
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