Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project.
I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you screwed it up.
A teacher just graded one of her students’ homework 9/10 and 14/10
The student was so happy and she showed it to her mom as soon as she reached home.
However, the mom feels mildly disturbed as she thought the 14/10 didn’t make any sense. “14 out of 10? The teacher was just randomly writing the grade, so irresponsible”, she thought like this and the next day ...
A grade school teacher was instructing her students on the value of coins.
She took a half-dollar and laid it on her desk. "Can any of you tell me what it is?" she asked.
From the back of the room came the answer: "Tails!"
Teacher to a grade 2 student : Who is the youngest member in your family ? STUDENT : Papa
Teacher : How ?
Student : Because he still sleeps with mummy.
A grade school teacher was asking students...
...what their parents did for a living.
Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!"
Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!"
Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a professional con artist!"
The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she...
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