A profile on a dating profile had the prompt "I'm funnier than you," so my opener was "Knock Knock." And now I'm fucked cause I don't actually know any decent ones other than the Randy Feltface one, which doesn't work with text.
Edit: Picked one. Let's see how it goes. I did not pick any of t...
Joke request: anyone know a good knock knock joke?
This is the best one I know (sorry).
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt——
MOOOO!
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