What do you get when you throw a piano on a child?
A flat minor.
My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler...
... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
B flat.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a Morris Marina?
An episode of Top Gear.
What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?
A flat minor.
What is Tekashi 6ix9ine's favourite guitar chord?
a flat minor.
The Piano Player
Once, there lived a man, who was very good at playing the piano, and he became very rich from all of the concerts he played at. Eventually, he saved enough money to buy himself a large mansion. He was very excited at this. He packed up all of his belongings, including his enormous grand piano, and p...
What key did R. Kelly write ignition remix?
A flat minor
So I wrote a Musical
It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed.
I decided to write it in A flat minor.
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