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A Ding Jokes

A family of country bumpkins visit the big city for the first time.

A family of farmers--Ma, Pa, and their son Jim--take a trip to the city and walk into a shopping mall for the first time. They gape in awe at all the shiny surfaces and gleaming store windows full of fancy objects. Before long, the boys wander off and leave Ma ogling a kiosk of crystal jewelry.
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How can you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?

One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.

1: Knock Knock! 2: Who's There?

\[5 seconds of silence\]

2: Oh it's a ding dong ditch(ding dong dash).

How do you call a door bell with genitalia?

A ding-dong

I wrote a movie about a male sheep and his son enjoying a Hostess pastry.

I call it

*Ram, a Lamb, a Ding Dong*

What do you call a woman who ghosts after a one-night stand?

A ding dong ditcher

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Three men stand in front of the Pearly Gates..

St. Peter greets them and welcomes them to the entrance of heaven. Before he allows them entry he tells them,

"You must all pass a test of purity. Each one of you will attach this bell with a string to your penis. Then you must walk into a room filled with naked women, and if I hear a ding w...

Man walks into a store to return a doorbell...

A clerk asks if he needs help and the man tells him "Yes I'm here to return a doorbell, she's broken."

The clerk says "Why did you just call that doorbell 'she'?"

The man says "Because it's a female doorbell."

The clerk asks "How do you figure that?"

The man says "Because...

A waiter walks into a restaurant with a magic hat and a wand saying " I will magically pull a rabbit from this hat!"

He proceeds to do the trick.

He places his hat on the table and waves his wand around it excitedly.

After a few seconds nothing happens.

Then you hear a ding from the kitchen and the cook says " one rabbit on lettuce!"

Then a waitress says to the cook " you can't ever...

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