1: Knock Knock! 2: Who's There?

\[5 seconds of silence\]

2: Oh it's a ding dong ditch(ding dong dash).

I wrote a movie about a male sheep and his son enjoying a Hostess pastry.

I call it

*Ram, a Lamb, a Ding Dong*

What do you call a woman who ghosts after a one-night stand?

A ding dong ditcher

Man walks into a store to return a doorbell...

A clerk asks if he needs help and the man tells him "Yes I'm here to return a doorbell, she's broken."

The clerk says "Why did you just call that doorbell 'she'?"

The man says "Because it's a female doorbell."

The clerk asks "How do you figure that?"

The man says "Because...

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Three men stand in front of the Pearly Gates..

St. Peter greets them and welcomes them to the entrance of heaven. Before he allows them entry he tells them,

"You must all pass a test of purity. Each one of you will attach this bell with a string to your penis. Then you must walk into a room filled with naked women, and if I hear a ding w...

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