Vicar: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T man and wife V W X Y Z
Groom: Why did you say that?
Vicar: Because I now pronounce u 'man and wife'
Blackbeard the pirate sends his son BB Junior to kindergarten
As its the first day, the teachers want to gauge how smart each child is.
"who can sing the Alphabet" enquires the teacher
'Y'arrrr I can" says BB Junior
"Ok BB, go ahead" the teacher encourages
BB stands up full of confidence "A B C C C C C C C D E F..."
"Stop...
A kindergartner asks to use the bathroom
Teacher: “sing the ABC’s, then I’ll let you go”
Kindergartner: “A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
Teacher: “Where’s the P?”
Kindergartner: “It’s running down my pants!”
The Boy who Speaks in Coffee
There was once an Italian boy who was born to a pair of baristas. Unfortunately, he was born with a mental defect which meant that his vocabulary would be formed very early, and would be highly associative. As his parents worked around the clock to support their new son, his vocabulary quickly becam...
Husband and Wife are talking about them......!
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "A B C D E F G H I J K."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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