Vicar: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T man and wife V W X Y Z
Groom: Why did you say that?
Vicar: Because I now pronounce u 'man and wife'
A kindergartner asks to use the bathroom
Teacher: “sing the ABC’s, then I’ll let you go”
Kindergartner: “A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
Teacher: “Where’s the P?”
Kindergartner: “It’s running down my pants!”
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