I asked my local store why they don't round the 99 cent price tags to a dollar

They said that there's no cents in the change

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from re-possessing the ranch they need to purchase a bull from a stockyard in a far-away town so that they can breed their own stock. Th...

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[Long] Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit their family's ranch.

In order to stay out of bankruptcy, they need to buy a bull to replace one who recently died. So the brunette goes online and finds a bull for sale in the city stockyards, about three hours away. The price of the bull is listed as $5,000.

Sadly, their inheritance wasn't much beyond the ranch,...

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Two black men

are walking down a city street and come across a building reading "Only 98 cents to change your skin color," the men paused and looked at eachother. One Black man says "Wow, that would make life so much easier for us! I got 99 cents in my pocket." The other replies "Yes it would but I only got 97 ...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are 99 cents, deer nuts are just under a buck !

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What`s the definition of frustration?

A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents.

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