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99 Cent Jokes

Two Sisters...

One blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.

They ...

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

I asked my local store why they don't round the 99 cent price tags to a dollar

They said that there's no cents in the change

A brunette and her blonde sister live in the rural Southwest US, having inherited their family ranch.

The Great Depression hit them hard, and they only have $600 left.



Fearing that their ranch would be repossessed, the brunette goes to buy a bull so they can breed their own stock. She tells her sister "I'll come and contact you when I make the purchase", and promptly departs.

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If I had a dollar for every homeless person I gave money to

I’d be making 99 cents per homeless person I found

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are 99 cents, deer nuts are just under a buck !

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Two black men

are walking down a city street and come across a building reading "Only 98 cents to change your skin color," the men paused and looked at eachother. One Black man says "Wow, that would make life so much easier for us! I got 99 cents in my pocket." The other replies "Yes it would but I only got 97 ...

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What`s the definition of frustration?

A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents.

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[Long] Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit their family's ranch.

In order to stay out of bankruptcy, they need to buy a bull to replace one who recently died. So the brunette goes online and finds a bull for sale in the city stockyards, about three hours away. The price of the bull is listed as $5,000.

Sadly, their inheritance wasn't much beyond the ranch,...

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