A 911 operator is sitting at her desk when she gets a call.
"911 What's your emergency?" She answers.
"My friend and I were walking through the woods when he just collapsed. I think he died." A man responds. He is very nervous
"Ok, calm down. First, make sure he's dead." The operator replies.
There's a silence on the phone. Then, there's...
A 911 operator gets a call.
"911 what's your emergency?" the operator asks.
"I'm smoking." replied a middle-aged woman.
"Sorry, ma'am but you shouldn't be calling 911. Please contact an expert if you need help." The operator hangs up the phone.
The phone rings again.
"911, what's your emergency?" t...
I need an ambulance
911 Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Drunk southern man: A man's been shot. I need an am-bu-ance.
911 Operator: Where are you at?
Man: I'm on Sycamore Street.
Operator: Sir you're going to have to spell that.
Man: Si... No, Sy... Tell you what, I'll drag him ov...
Play it cool...
(Phone ringing)
Boss: Why the hell aren't you picking that up?
Me: I always answer on the third ring, it makes me seem cooler.
Boss: PICK IT UP!
Me: (rolling eyes) Fine, (picks up phone) 911 what's your emergency.
A husband's wife is going into labour, so he decides to call 911...
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Responder: My wife's going into labour, I don't know what to do.
Operator: Is this her first born?
Responder: No this is her husband.
A Polish man calls 911
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Pole: Help! My wife is trying to kill me!
Operator: How do you know?
Pole: I checked her medicine cabinet and found Polish remover!
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