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911 Emergency Call

"911, what's your emergency?"

"I'm out hunting and my buddy just fell in a hole, I don't think he's breathing, I think he's dead."

"Okay, keep calm. The first thing we need to do is make sure he's dead."

*shot fired*

"Okay, he's dead, what next?"

Doctor after 911

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot. The horrified nurse said, "Why didn�t you call the 911 number and get ...

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