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90 Second Jokes

Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds.

Poor guy.

Pete Rose had a 90 second ovation at the all star game. It brought a tear to his eye....

Because he took the over.

My wife says I'm a lot like Wordle

Not that hard and only fun for 90 seconds.

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Last night my wife wore a police uniform in bed and said, "you've been arrested for being good in bed!"

Last night my wife wore a police uniform in bed and said, "you've been arrested for being good in bed!"

90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence

Putt Putt

Four men are out playing golf one afternoon. The contest is getting close and it all comes down to a 40 foot putt that Frank must sink in one shot.

He stands there, lining up his shot when a funeral procession starts rolling by on the street behind them. Frank pauses, pulls his hat off and pl...

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