UPJOKE

How did the cat with 9 lives die instantly?

It got ran over by a 3x3 truck.

What's the difference between a polygamist and a cat?

A cat has 9 lives while a polygamist has 9 wives

The price of real estate in my neighbourhood has become so expensive only cats can afford it.

You need 9 lives to pay it off.

Ps - should this be in /showerthoughts?

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