What's the difference between a polygamist and a cat?
A cat has 9 lives while a polygamist has 9 wives
The price of real estate in my neighbourhood has become so expensive only cats can afford it.
You need 9 lives to pay it off.
Ps - should this be in /showerthoughts?
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