he sits down and the bartender looks at him nervously and says, "What'll it be?"
The gorilla says, "I'll have a Manhattan."
The bartender makes him a Manhattan, hands it to him, says "That'll be 14 bucks," and watches him take a drink. He stares nervously for a minute then says to the ...
Guy walks into a funeral home
He tells the receptionist, “my wife is dying, and i need to buy a gravesite.”
Receptionist says, “sure, no problem. Just fill out this paperwork and we’ll get the process started.”
Guy says, “well you should know up front this might get complicated. See, my wife weighs 800 pounds.” ...
Three Christian mothers are having afternoon tea and boast about their sons.
The first mother says, "My son is the worship band leader. When he walks past the congregation, they go:
'Oh worship leader! Oh worship leader!'"
"Wow, that's great!" they exclaim.
Not to be outdone, the second mother adds, "Well, MY son is the pastor. When he walks past the chu...
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