A wife asks her husband, "If I died, do you think you would remarry?" (joke from my 79 year old great aunt)

The husband replies, "Remarry? No way! I'd be too devestated by your death, I could never replace you."

The wife insists that her husband take a new wife, "If I go before you, I would hate for you to be alone. Please tell me you'd find a new wife."

The husband promises to honor his wi...

My 79 year old friend:

Some one honked at him and he yelled “your horn blows better than your mother!”

A 79 year old pirate has his next birthday this morning....

he wakes up and says to his crew, "AYE-matey!"

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