A wife asks her husband, "If I died, do you think you would remarry?" (joke from my 79 year old great aunt)
The husband replies, "Remarry? No way! I'd be too devestated by your death, I could never replace you."
The wife insists that her husband take a new wife, "If I go before you, I would hate for you to be alone. Please tell me you'd find a new wife."
The husband promises to honor his wi...