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76 years ago today, Adolf Hitler did what no one else was able to do

He killed Hitler.

What's green and only appears once every 76 years?

Halley's Kermit.

Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age

He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance

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