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76 Year Jokes

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This yogi in India claims he hasn’t gone to the bathroom in 76 years.

I think he’s full of shit…

What's green and only appears once every 76 years?

Halley's Kermit.

Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age

He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance

Halley's Comet

From: General Manager


To: Departmental Heads


On Friday evening at 5 p.m., Halley's Comet will be visible in this area-an event which occurs only once every 76 years. Please have the employees assemble in the park area outside the building and I will explain this rare phen...

3 boys were having a debate who had the healthiest grandma

Boy 1: I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!
Boy 2: No I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!
Boy 3: I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital...
Boy 1 and 2 looking confused
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In an old age home, 80 year old Rustomji: I miss Sex life so much.

76 year old Dina: How can I help?
Rustomji: I'd feel good if you could just hold my dick.
So Dina held his dick, and they kept talking all night.
This continued every night for two weeks.
Then one day Dina saw Rustomji with another old lady holding his dick.
Dina furiously asked: Y...

Facelift

Jacqueline was a very attractive woman but she was feeling a little insecure about the wrinkles that began appearing on her face once she turned 40. After trying to deal with the wrinkles using make-up for a few years, she decided to get a facelift on her 43rd birthday. She spent her savings, $10,00...

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