"Son, you see that guy across the street? The one with both arms missing?"
The boy said:
"How can I see him, Mommy? I am blind!"
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Henry, you are 97 years old…
- Henry, you are 97 years old, what’s your secret? - well I sucked a penis once for 20 dollars - uh… I mean what’s your secret to long life? - Eating a lot of vegetables and fruits
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A woman, her 7 years old and a Taxi driver.
A woman and her 7 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls were standing by the roadside.
The Boy asked; "Mummy, what are all those women doing?."
His Mother replied; "They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work."
The Taxi driver...
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