I recently adopted an African child. He, was just 7 pounds!
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A couple are expecting a baby
The day finally comes, and the husband takes his wife to the hospital and she is taken to the delivery room. The husband paces the floor waiting to hear the news.
Finally, the Doctor comes out and tells the husband that he unfortunately has bad news, and that his wife has just given birth to ...
Lose 7 pounds in 3 days with this one weird trick!
Step 1. Purchase mayonnaise. Step 2. Leave mayonnaise in the sun for 5 hours. Let it really bake. Step 3. Eat a couple spoon fulls of the mayo. Step 4. Lose AT LEAST 7 pounds over the next 3 days!
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Hold him, he need some attention.
Herb decided to propose to Jill, but prior to her acceptance; Jill felt she had to confess to her man that she suffered from a condition that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
Herb said that it was okay because he loved her so much. However, Herb felt this was also the tim...
Who says you can't lose weight by hitting the gym?
Last week I brought an annual membership. I lost 7 pounds ever since because I ran out of money to buy food.
I don't get why people saying "you're hung like a baby" is an insult
21 inches and 7 pounds 2 ounces is pretty impressive if you ask me.
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