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7 Dwarf Jokes

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The 7 Dwarfs on vacation



While on vacation, the Seven Dwarfs visit the local convent to buy some souvenirs.

They meet up with the Mother Superior and Dopey stops to talk to her.

“Excuse me, your holy one but do you have any short nuns here?”

Mother Superior is quite puzzled by the ques...

The 7 dwarfs were all in bed feeling happy

Happy got out and they all started feeling grumpy

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The 7 Dwarfs had twin friends, Horny and Serious visiting from out of town.

Doc walks in to the living room and sees one of them with his pants off playing with his junk right out in the middle of the room.

“You can’t be serious” he yells.

“No,” he replied, “he’s fucking bashful.”

The 7 Dwarfs were thrown out of a bar.

They don't serve miners.

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

My new password had to be 8 characters...

So I used Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

Some Are Sleepy or Grumpy

A recent survey showed that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.

At first i was feeling a little grumpy,

Then I was feeling happy, then a little sleepy and finally a little bashful.

I am no longer welcome at my daughters school play of Snow white and the 7 dwarfs

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