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60th Anniversary Jokes

A couple on their 60th anniversary

Jake and Jane wake up on the day of their 60th anniversary. Jane turns to Jake and says:
Jane: Jake, is there anything you have been keeping a secret in all these years from me? Today is our 60th anniversary and you can come clean! I want be mad.
Jake: Well Jane, now that you asked, it was me ...

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Lovely Couple

An 81 year old man and his 80 year old wife are sitting together on the couch after celebrating their 60th anniversary. The mood is nostalgic.

Wife: "Do you remember what you thought the first time you saw me?"

Husband: "Yes, as clearly as if it was yesterday. I thought, 'gee I'd lik...

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60 Year Anniversary

A 78 year old women and an 80 year old man are celebrating their 60th anniversary. The wife says to her husband, "Lets do something special for our anniversary tonight, its been almost year since the last time."

The husband replies, "Honey, you know I can't get it up anymore. I have to head t...

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