UPJOKE

After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds.

Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo.

To all those people calling Americans fat...

they dropped 21,600 pounds yesterday.

COVID Humor

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerato...

Four women are bragging about there sons

The first one says "mine is a priest and everyone who sees him says oh my father"

The second woman decides to one up the first and says "so what my sons a cardinal and whenever anyone sees him they say oh holy father

The third one says "my sons the pope and anyone who sees him says oh ...

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