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A very fat man wants to lose weight

A very fat man wants to lose weight. After many failed attempts, he sees an ad:

Lose weight with pleasure!! Guaranteed results!!

Three diferrent packages:
Begginer: 20 pounds in 5 days
Intermediate: 40 pounds in 3 days
Advanced: 60 pounds in only 1 day!
...

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

A guy wants to lose weight..

*A guy wants to lose weight, so he goes to see his doctor.*

Guy: Doc, I want to lose some weight.

Doc: That's great! I have a diet that I think could help you lose almost 5 pounds a week.

Guy: Awesome I'll do it!

Doc: Okay, for 3 weeks, you are going to eat for 2 days an...

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