What did the 90 degree angle say to the 60 degree angle?
Aren’t you a cute one.
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
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Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home...
*Police Sergeant*: What is her height?
*Husband*: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
*Sergeant*: Colour of eyes?
*Husband*: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
*Sergeant*: Colour of hair?
*Husband*: Changes a couple times a ...
Ole and Sven go to Hell
Ole and Sven, ignoring the -60 degree windchill warnings, froze to death while ice fishing in northern Minnesota and descend to Hell.
Coming to check on his new arrivals from up North, Satan is surprised to find Ole and Sven enjoying themselves, finally removing coats and hats that they've ...
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