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6 Pack Jokes

What do you call a yeti with a 6 pack?

The abdominal snowman

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Why Condoms comes in 3,6 and 12 Pack?

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe $ex.”

“Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively. ...

Why is Jesus always shown with a 6 pack of abs?

Because he's cross fit.

My son was walking shirtless showing his 6 pack abs proudly and said 'This didn't happen by accident'

I said ' if you ask your mother,she would tell a different answer' .

I remember when I was a kid, I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars, 6 packs of now or laters, and an ice cold drink.

Nowadays, they got cameras everywhere.

Who were the first people in Australia to have a 6 pack?

The Aboriginals

I just saw a video of someone crushing a 6 pack of Coke in a hydraulic press. All that wasted cola made me so sad.

It was soda-pressing

Grandad "Here's 5 bucks, bring me back a 6 pack and a bag of chips." Grandson "Grandad, 5 bucks isnt enough" Grandad "back in my day...

2 bucks could get you a beer, chips, a chocolate bar, a sandwhich and a newspaper!

Nowadays you can't do that anymore, there's cameras everywhere!"

My roommates a thief. I left a 6 pack of beer in my fridge last night and this morning there's only a couple left.

It's a 4 gone conclusion.

People who truly love their 6 pack abs...

Will protect them with a layer of fat.

I went to the shop today to buy a 6 pack of Sprite...

But when i got home i realised that I'd picked 7 Up

People say girls like men with 6 packs, ripped and able to lift them up.

Well I have more than 6 packs of rubbish, ripped jeans and can lift bags full of trash across the street without sweat.

Call me up.

I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night

A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato

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February 15th - the Aftermath reminded me of a joke

When I saw a [thread](http://imgur.com/yKGB2Z6) on the aftermath of Valentines Day it reminded me of a joke - goes like this.

Boy walks into a pharmacy and walks over near the condom aisle passing by a few time looking very nervous. The pharmacist, a male, decides to take mercy on him and wal...

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A man is shopping at a pharmacy with his 10 year old son

As they go through the aisles the man’s son points and says “What are those?” The man looks to see his son pointing at the condoms and thinks “maybe it’s time to tell him some facts of life.”

“Those are condoms son,” the man says calmly, “They’re what men use when they want to practice safe ...

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Old but still funny.

Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at $900. In...

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No one ever fucks me

Billy has always wanted to go on a deep sea fishing trip but could never afford it. He saved all the spare money he could but still didnt have enough to pay for tge trip so he decides to just buy a 6 pack of Bud Light and fish off of the pier.

He gets out to the pier and notices a woman with ...

A Jamaican man was recently employed in a butchers...

...one of his jobs that night was to prepare bacon sandwiches for the next morning but he ended up wasted on a 6 pack of beer and when he sampled the bacon he found it to be too delicious and ended up scoffing the whole lot.

In the morning when the owner asked to try a sandwich, the guy panic...

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I hate double standards.

A guy with 6 pack abs was shirtless yesterday and nobody gave a shit. But today, I was hot and decided to take my shirt off and people looked disgusted and I got the police called on me. All I did was let my tits hang out. Why is this a problem?

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My wife asked me to clean the toilet bowl

So i drank a 6 pack of tall boys in a half an hour. Sure as shit, 20 minutes later i powerwashed that bowl on full blast.

I asked my mom how much I'm worth

She asked me how much a 6 pack of beer costed in 2002

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A father and his son go into a convenience store.

The father purchases a 6 pack of beer and and pack of cigarettes. The son begs his father to buy him a scratch off lottery ticket, and after some incessant pleading the father agrees.

They return to their car and the father lights up a cigarette. The son asks can I have one of those? The fat...

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On a boat on a lake...

A kid and his grandfather are out fishing. Some time passes and the grandfather reaches under his bench and pulls out a 6 pack of beer. Cracks one open and starts drinking. The grandson looks at him and says "hey grandpa can I have one of those?"

The grandfather asks, "well can your dick touc...

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Had Irish 7 coarse meal for lunch today

6 pack and a baked potato. Was delicious!

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A Female co-worker was depressed

I asked her what's wrong. She said she found 4 condoms on her boyfriends night stand. They had recently bought a 6 pack, so 2 were missing. Her boyfriend claimed he used them for masturbation so he wouldn't make a mess. She was reluctant, but believed him.

She then turned to me and asked ...

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