Went to a restaurant that had circles 6 feet apart.
They only served people in the loop.
If all people on Earth stood 6 feet apart along the equator...
... many of them would drown.
The 12 Days of Corona
In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me: 12 Cancelled Plans 11 Face Masks 10 Sanitizers 9 Murder Hornets 8 Zoom Calls 7 Mental Breakdowns 6 Feet Apart 5 Curbside Pickups 4 Quarantines 3 Travel Restrictions 2 Karens Complaining And a massive shortage of Grocery S...
COVID Humor
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerato...
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