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6 Afraid Of 7 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart.
But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth.
6 respected 9, even thoug...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 needs a shit load of adapters to work

Why was 6 afraid of 7?...Because 7 8 9...But why did 7 eat 9?

The doctor said to eat 3 squared meals a day

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Since seven was a child, he has always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was kind of odd. Seven was very vengeful and quick to anger. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of six, who was well rounded and has a good circle of tight frien...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

I've told this story to many naive greens before me, so self-absorbed in their own notions of human conflict and the meaning of war. Whenever I finish the tale they're always pale as Lyndon B's corrupt lyin' ass. I can't blame 'em. This story kept me up throughout my whole deployment in those damn j...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 keeps mangled corpses in a box in his garage

Why is 6 afraid of 7

Because 7 was convicted of 26 murder charges

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the ...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Six was never the same after the war. The metallic clang of a dumpster closing and a garbage truck in the morning would bring him back to the enemy tanks running over innocent houses and villages whilst he and his surviving mates hid cowering in the bushes waiting for the metallic monstrosities to p...

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7?

Because 7 shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in tho...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 6 had a crush on 7 ever since middle school, but couldnt build up the courage to ask her out. His friends 8 and 9 pushed him to ask her out to prom, and she said yes. They fell in love and got married, 6 got a job as an electrician and 7 played as the house wife. They had 2 beautiful twin gi...

Hey guys, why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 began a racially motivated crime spree on April 28th, 2000 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, which left five individuals dead and one paralyzed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

\*Insert lisp\*
Because 7 was a math murderer

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was recently in court for sixual assault

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because she suspected that 7 knew she had witnessed a murder he had committed the night before.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

It wasn't. Numbers aren't capable of having any sort of feelings, and you are weird for thinking they do.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7’s parent’s were anti-vaxers and he’s got measles.

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