My wife of 57 years said let's go upstairs and make love.
I told her choose one, I can't do both.
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I encountered a milf at a bar last night
although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy
we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time
then, she asked me flirtatiously
"have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"
I said, "Nope, not yet".
She drank a little ...
I ended up with an older woman at the club last night. She looked olay for a 57 year old.
We drank a bit and talked a while and she asked if I had ever had a Sportman's Double
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome", she said.
I said, "No."
We drank a bit more, then she says tonight's my lucky night.
We went back to her place....
You do the Math
A lawyer writes a letter to his wife Janie...
My Dear Janie,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not...
Today i met a guy who has been married for 57 years
Today i met a guy who has been married for 57 years, myself who has struggled with the infancy of marriage I couldn't help but ask,
"So sir, what is the secret to a happy and long lasting marriage?"
His reply,
"You will have to speak up, I'm hard of hearing"
People sound really silly complaining about Cyber Punk 2077.
After all, the game was released 57 years early.
A mother walks in on her son to wake him up for church...
Mother: Wake up its time to go.
Son: I don’t want to go to church.
Mother: Give me two reasons why.
Son: The members hate me and the elders hate me. Now give me two reasons why I should go.
Mother: Because you’re 57 years old laying in bed and you’re the preacher.
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