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Now I'm not saying I'm a good businessman

But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become President.

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Once upon a time...

A man was driving through a rural countryside when his car got a flat. The only building within miles was a monestary. He walked up the steps, knocked on the huge wooden doors, and explained his situation to the monks. The monks were more than helpful. They sent a message to the nearest road station...

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