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500 Meter Jokes

Three women were walking

Three women were walking when they suddenly came across a wild river on their path.
They had to get across the river, but they had no idea how they were going to tackle this problem.

The first woman prayed to God:

"God, give me the strength to cross this river."

Pouf!

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Dear TAG heuer ..

I’m pretty sure that if I end up 500 meters under water, I won’t need a fuckin’ watch anymore.

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